"Just play Shoes again!"

5/4/07

JesseJames Call it Quits!

The Final Insult Tour stormed the UK last month with a series of furious dates at hand picked venues. "Why the split?" you ask. Well, the official reason is not down to musical differences, nor down to increasingly time consuming side projects. The simple reason is because they were sick and tired of playing the song 'Shoes'. And so, the tour begins. Apart from the rider description being surprisingly accurate, the special tour shirt design wasn't quite as they expected...

Otherwise, everything proceeds as normal: Alan drinks a bowl of semen for £1.57 in coins no bigger than a twenty pence piece.

Tucker is actively discouraged from spending over £157 at various farm shops along the M1...

Pete polishes his bell religiously every night...

which is more than can be said for his helmet...

Insightful graffiti is discovered in the women's toilets in Newport...

and the inane tour games begin with the invention of 'Hangtoss' in Whitehaven. The competition becomes so serious that a dress code of black 't-shirt & jeans' is instated.

Tucker fails to notice the rising waters after a disastrous laundry room blunder at the Birmingham Academy...

and after fleeing the building, has to resort to wearing clothes he finds on the streets.

there's always one...